ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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