Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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