No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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