Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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