Ambien. No doubt about it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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