D3 body, D1 cock
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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