This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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