im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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