Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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