It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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