you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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