Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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