just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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