We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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