fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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