Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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