Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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