Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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