Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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