why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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