and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
This girl is more easily done than said...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
