People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Can you repeat that, but with context?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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