shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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