is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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