I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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