You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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