Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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