operation have a gay friend backfired
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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