it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My hand turned me down
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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