I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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