You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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