I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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