At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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