About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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