RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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