Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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