i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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