Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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