YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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