we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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