i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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