no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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