I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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