So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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