i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize
