i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
