Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
accomplished twins. life is a go
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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