Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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