I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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