there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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