On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize