spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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