just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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