One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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