Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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