Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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