some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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