Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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